RIP To My Lungs From Laughing At These Hilarious Weekend Tweets

<p>For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline. If you liked these tweets, make sure to give these users a follow for more funny content! 1. ordered an uber shared ride and the co-rider is my mom pic.twitter.com/HGOqA0BsUv 2. Ho take this down https://t.co/M0gRSN9wIY 3. Damn who turned the global warming off???????? pic.twitter.com/iWSxdE9xOR 4. imagine doing a magic themed franchise as a child and then you’re an adult staring down a multimillion dollar tax bill and the headlines are like abracadabra can’t help him now: rupert grint better expecto patronum some cash quickly https://t.co/ohQDwGUZI9 5. My entire extended family is upset that I cracked beer number 1 at 9:30am today. Sorry mom I’m trying to avoid this hangover and you can’t get hit by the train if you’re riding it. 6. Me when I hangout with someone for the first time pic.twitter.com/lYoRcoxiDs 7. Im drunk. That was ridiculous lmfaoo https://t.co/MBr63GEFtN 8. are you in daycare? https://t.co/es6ihP2iRQ 9. OH SHE ATE THAT LMFAOOO😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/2dRmUwzW7R 10. alright party’s over pic.twitter.com/wl0KOIpLUO 11. Every time we go somewhere as a family afterwards my 22mo goes “that was fun!!” Today we got a Christmas tree at a tree farm and she literally cried the ENTIRE time, was miserable, had no fun. When we got in the car I was like “no way shes gonna say it” and then...”that was fun!” 12. Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second 13. Sorry I just read your text from 12 years ago. Are you guys still at Blockbuster? 14. Make it your last https://t.co/lKpxCvBz1a 15. Thank god I grew up with stuffing because if I’d never heard of it before and someone showed up to my house as an adult with wet bread and celery casserole my first instinct would be to beat their ass. 16. when one of my friends who has a job/partner/kids/life sends me a meme pic.twitter.com/SX8nBHa5fw 17. 1000% tariffs on podcast equipment 18. I am so bad at Christmas shopping i be like one for u and one for me 19. when the shots start hittin pic.twitter.com/35YTemEfUX 20. Me if they play Luther at the strip club: https://t.co/8NUDztCPP5 pic.twitter.com/ypoIXTGqj2 21. black friday used to have heart. i wanna see someone get clocked for a wii 22. I’m not gonna go for a run today because it’s chilly out but mostly because of the running. 23. Damn girl are you black Friday bc I'm wondering what your fucking deal is 24. celine was really spittin when she said “there were nights when the wind was so cold.” cause like. there are 25. should we be worried that 2025 begins with "wtf" pic.twitter.com/zNinXLP3Qx 26. THIS LAST ONE IS A WICKED SPOILER. SCROLL ON TO AVOID: there are tears in my eyes pic.twitter.com/QAVW1v4PrT There are also a bunch of funny tweets out there about people's Thanksgiving — you can read that one here .</p>